I'm a little behind on reading my blogs today but as I was scrolling through my Google reader, I caught a glimpse of some serious eye candy. My girl Amy posted her "Freebie List" - a.k.a. the five celebrities you can sleep with and not get in trouble for. This idea stems from one of my favorite Friends episodes where Ross and Rachel make their "Celebrity Freebie List." And like Amy, I'm a huge Friends fan. I have all ten seasons on DVD and was heart broken when they went off the air.
But back to the business at hand, we're talking about those hotties that are on my laminated list and I know you're dying to find out who they are. So, in no particular order, my top five:
He's cute, quirky, funny and sweet. Whether he's John, Jim, or even Ethan (in Something Borrowed) I just melt. Is it sad that I'm jealous of both his real wife, Emily Blunt, and his TV wife, Pam?
If you haven't figured it out by now, I'm obviously not going for looks alone. Mike Rowe, host of Discovery Channel's Dirty Jobs and narrator for countless others, is hilarious, a hard worker and of course, not afraid to get dirty. Me likey.
Need I say more? Le sigh.
Ever since the first Step Up movie came out, I've been twitterpated. Then they had to go and make a Nicholas Sparks movie starring him? I die.
Um, wait, what was I saying? Must. Form.Words.....
If you watch True Blood, you know that the entire cast is made up of some hot hot hotties but my leading man has to be Sookie's brother Jason Stackhouse, played by the gorgeous Ryan Kwanten.
Just Friends is one of my all time favorite movies so I have to throw Ryan Reynolds into the mix. He's hilarious and I mean, look at him. Duh.
There you have it folks. The top of my must have celebrity crush list. I say "top" because my list may actually be a full page of names that also includes Dane Cook, Matthew Broderick, Taye Diggs and Jennifer Aniston. (I only wish I could rock a pair of jeans like that chick.)
Side note: if you end up posting your five freebies, don't do it at work because when you Google image search for Ryan Kwanten, your boss will most likely come out of her office and catch you. Consider yourself warned.