Monday, December 27, 2010

We elves try to stick to the four main food groups: candy, candy canes, candy corns and syrup.

I hope everyone had a bangin' holiday, no matter what you celebrate! Festivus for the rest of us, Christmahanukwanzakuh, or whatever, all I know is we had a fabulous time.

Kevin and I always exchange each others gifts on Christmas eve, so we can spend Christmas day with both our families. Well, apparently, that little sneak reads my blog and knew how much I wanted a certain pair of gray cardy Ugg boots. 


My husband has got to be the best gift giver ever of all time and to infinity and beyond (name that movie). I never even told him about the Uggs but apparently he was texting my BFF and reading my blog and I didn't even know it. That sneaky sneak. He does too much and I tell him every year. After opening my boots, I had no idea there was anything else, until he brings out a box with a white North Face jacket in it. What the what?!


I know. I am now a walking cliché. The boots, the jacket and my black Coach handbag. The14 year old tomboy inside of me would be talking so much shit right now. Like I care.

My mom took one look at them on Christmas morning and told me how ugly they were and that the looked like something an old lady would knit. Whatevs, they are awesome sauce and kept my toes warm while frolicking in the Christmas snow flurries.

Speaking of Mom and Dad,
Say hi to my parents while ignoring the stoned look on my dad's face.

After being ridiculed for my awesome shoes, I got to making monkey bread for breakfast, (same as my girl Layla)  while the rest of my family dug into their stockings. From there, things went pretty typical: we opened gifts, fought, screamed, laughed, hugged, muted commercials during Nightmare Before Christmas, and then we ate. As much as I complain about them, we had a rockin' ass Christmas time. I'm a lucky girl to have my family living so close to use.

Even my brother Chris admitted he had a good time. Normally his Facebook is all about how to survive a Zombie bite or how to win at World of Warcraft but on Christmas day, he couldn't deny the jolly holiday:


Isn't that presh? He loves Kevin.

After we had our early Christmas dinner, (1:00 because my brothers had to work) Kevin and I headed home to nap. What? You don't nap on Christmas? You should. It's fantastic. It's like waking up on Christmas morning all over again especially because we had to hit round two at the in-laws.

Kevin's family always draws names for Christmas because there are so many of us and it turns out my 12 year old niece had my name. Remember this post? Where I tell you I hate my forehead? I haven't heard the end of it. Seriously y'all, she gave me a Mr. Potato Head doll. I cracked up laughing. That little smart ass, I love her to pieces.

Stole this from her Facebook page. 
Your famous now Brooke. Start asking for autographs.

And to end the randomness of this post, here's your obligatory dose of Bodie.

 

He's slightly embarrassed that his Santa suit was a smidge too tight this year. 
No more turkey. For either of us. It's not just my Santa suit that's too tight. Sheesh.

Oh hey, look in the right hand corner. What's up Ugg boots. You look great.


30 comments:

steph c said...

Toy Story!!

Be proud of the Uggs. I love 'em. Sassy.

Layla said...

Dude, I normally don't like Ugg boots AT. ALL. But I love those knitted look boots....so much. So freaking much. I'm a smidge jealous, if I'm being honest. Monkey bread for Christmas morning bfast ROCKS! Just don't burn the sugar on the bottom of your oven (oops). Bodie is adorable, as usual. Mr. cuddlebutts.

Jennifer B said...

I love your boots! AHH!!

smile steady said...

There is so much about this post that cracks me up. I wonder if they make Mr. Potato Head Uggs?

Kristin said...

My sister got those Uggs in black! I am so jealous, the are so frickin cute!

Carolyn @ life, love & puppy prints said...

Love those Ugg boots! Love that jacket! LOVE that dog! :)

CMae said...

I don't get to wear my uggs to often lol that AZ heat I tell ya :) I wore them for the first time the other day Mine are the normal brown ones :) and my boyfriend was like are those new? bahaha I was like no babe they have sat in my closet all year! they are too warm to wear! But since you have snow in your parts they are a great investment! I take mine back to the midwest whenever I go "home" to visit fam.

Erika Grover said...

LOVE the boots I want them! :)

Candace said...

You are all ready to come visit New England with the gear that you got! Looooove. :)

Hubby wins the prize this year! This was a fun post. Happy Monday! Candace

Nicole said...

That would be Toy Story ;)

sounds like you had a fabulous Christmas! Yey!!!

and love the Mr. Potato Head doll :)

Kelsey Claire said...

I am so jealous of your Uggs. I want them soooo bad! I just bought myself my first pair of the plain original brown and obsessed. Lucky for me I can wear a size 5-6 in kids shoes and save some money!

Smiling is Good for Your Teeth said...

I always crack up when I read your blog! I love how your write like you are talking to us readers! It is great!

It sounds like Santa was great to you and your family this year! Happy Holidays!

echo said...

Elf = one of the best xmas movies EVER!

Holidays are so nice to spend with family!

Kristin said...

Jess i am so excited about the term "awesome sauce" to describe your boots...super cute...hope to see you soon

EmilyB said...

Just like Layla said, I'm normally not an Uggs fan, but those are ADORABLE! Really, really cute! Your hubby sounds like such a great guy :)

vintch said...

the uggs and north face are a perfect combination! you rock them well, my friend! and those uggs are just right--not too "uggish" you know? they are like if anthropologie said, "hi, uggs. let me see what i can make of you." they are gorgeous!

your christmas sounds awesome and that picture of bodie could not be cuter:) happy monday!

Amanda said...

festivus!!! :) northface jackets are da bomb! so glad your hubby to the hints and got you those uggs!!! yay!

Tanya (a Taste of T) said...

Great boots!! Good idea sneaking in present suggestions in your blog...I think you're onto something

Sherman Unkefer said...

I like Bodie, cute doggie!

Jenny @ Boxandb said...

I love those Uggs and I have that jacket!!

Mrs. Adventure said...

I love the boots, I might go buy the same jacket this weekend (hubs and I are going to REI to look for adventure jackets)... Man that monkey bread looks good, oh yes and Bodie looks adorable :+) the end.

Laura Darling said...

Those Uggs are adorable! I love the sweater look they have! Sounds like a great Christmas, and your dog looks so festive!!

Krysten @ After 'I Do' said...

Those boots are SO cute, as is Bodie!

Kristin - Mrs. Glasses said...

Sounds like you had an awesome Christmas. It must be nice to have both sets of family you can visit for Christmas, albeit busy! You got some sweeeeeet gifts, too!

Tiffany said...

what a great christmas! uggs are the best! my grandmom gave me some black ones and they are sooo warm! and I got a brown northface. i believe we think to much alike!

lavenderpug said...

the boots and jacket go so well together! wow, your dad gets stoned? my dad isn't that open with me. hehe.

Christina said...

Glad you had such an awesome Christmas!! I LOVE that North Face, omg totally jealous. I got Uggs too, so we can be boot twins (kinda - mine are brown and not knit!). :)

Nini said...

I love Bodie!!!! Love those Uggs! Your christmas rocked!

Kristin said...

My little sis got those boots for Christmas! My bestie has them too. They're darling!

Dancy said...

So I'm totally late on going through my reader - my bad. But I'm sooooo glad you got your cardys! I remember you saying that in a comment on my blog. Oh & my Mom totally says the same thing about half the stuff I wear, so no worries. LOL

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