Wednesday, August 11, 2010

TV, Me & The Perfect Man.

I am a tv-aholic and I love movies. A perfect weekend to me consists of me, my dog, HBO, a bag of tostitoes and some jalapeno cheddar dip. (Mmmmm need some now) Throw in my hubby for cuddles and me in a pair of his basketball shorts and I won't get out of bed all day. I can't help it. I'm a lazy bones. We literally just had the following conversation:

Me: "Your crazy."
Him: "well.... your lazy"
Me: "and...your point? I already knew that"  (GRINS)
Him: (Laughing) "well then I guess I knew I was crazy."

And I proceeded to blame my parents but he had a good point when he said that they aren't lazy....my parents hate laying around the house. They get too bored too easily, so, I'm not sure where I get it from.

So I was thinking today about the perfect man....


No, NOT HIM! I mean, he is my perfect man.... but I'm talking about that hypothetical perfect man we all dream up. Combinations of other people all rolled into one wonderful specimen. Some of you may not agree but watching all that TV had to pay off somehow... here we go:

First, I thought, he's gotta have a sense of humor. Enter Jim Halpert. The Office anyone? Ya can't help but love this kid...


Sweet, intelligent, funny. Aces all the way around. Next, manners. The guys has got to have some chivalry. But he's also got to be a man's man. Not afraid to get dirty.


I.Heart.Mike.Rowe. Remember the perfect weekend I mentioned? With the tostitoes? Well, add in a Dirty Jobs marathon and I'm done. Seriously... I'm pretty sure I've already touched on this obsession here on my blog. It's sick really.

Finally. BODY. It never hurts to have a killer six pack. He'll have to make up for my lack thereof.

So... feast your eyes on the total package. Picture this guy with the personality of the two above : HEAVEN.

CHANNING TATUM. Yum.

My sincere apologies to my wonderful caring sweet handsome great husband who is my one and only.  :)

I tried to get Kevin to tell me who his fantasy girl was but he wouldn't give in. The only thing he said was Whoopi Goldberg and I know that man is not into dreads.

4 comments:

BigAppleNosh said...

Haha. Channing Tatum - Step Up was on TV yesterday. yes, i watched the whole movie ;)

Lauren said...

Yum! You nailed it.. they are definitely the perfect tri-fecta. :)

Wee said...

Hey, Hive Love, back at ya! Um, also, it's a good thing we don't have cable because between TLC and the Travel Chanel, I'd never, ever leave my sofa. I'm jealous of your all day marathon abilities!

Jessica said...

Shoot - I forgot to add Ryan Reynolds to that miz... Haha.

@BigAppleNosh - I loved the Step Up movies, but I'm not so sure about going 3D. LOL

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